Episode 09

WTF just happened?

Devastating. Wendy Jo..... gone before her time. I really, really thought it was gon be ol' Russell Hantz too. Apparently Holly and them decided ta turn the vote onto Chase over Teddy. I didn't read PMs before I voted cause I was in my night class. Those dumbasses didn't care and decided ta make it a 4-4-4 tie. Then the dumbass tiebreak rule of re-voting without talking made 6 people change they votes.

Whatta mess.

I threw that challenge by the way.

Get outta here Jeff. Why couldn't y'all rig it so that Yve got PRODed? Then my promise that Yve was gonna leave soon woulda held true. Bitches...

We don't need to think about it anymore. Its been settled and the vote is done. Wendy is gone, she tried to play too hard too early and her unwillingness to be flexible did her in.

No.

It was yer stupid ass, last-minute vote switch that did her in. You shoulda got yer ass taken out from that pathetic attempt to vote Chase out you dumb ass whore. YOU played too hard, and YOU will pay fer what you did ta Wendy.

Wow. Deep:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jAbZduMXFY[/YOUTUBE]

A look can say a lot of things. Here's a look: That's a "Hey wanna see what's in the bathroom? I bet it's muh DICK."

Think of your dick as a bus. Even a small bus is a huge bus, you know? Now think of her as Gus. Be like, "Hey, get on the bus, Gus."

Seriously these players are fuckin' stupid.

Yve didn't accidentally vote fer Ted. What the fuck? Who accidentally votes fer someone ever? No one - that's who. I hate these people and I want them all ta die. That shouldn't be allowed ta play in a game with the RUSSELL HANTZ.

Wait wat? Se said that she accidentally voted Ted? Or someone else said that?

Now, a 4-4-4 tie, and did Jeff say six people changing their votes? how on earth do you plan to have a majority for anything next round. Who can/do you trust now with Wendy out of the game?

Yeah I guess Yve has been tellin people that she accidentally voted fer Teddy. I cannot believe the bitch is gettin' away with it. Seriously unbelievable. Chase, Jake, Kenny... they all said somethin' ta me about it and not suspiciously but with total sincerity.

I think I can still totally trust Jolanda. Outside a that, I ain't entirely sure. The other players are stupid er shady.

Also, I had a friend make this:



it's pretty great right??

It'll be pretty great if you have the right opportunity to use it. Until then, it's just eyecandy :P

It'll be pretty great if you have the right opportunity to use it. Until then, it's just eyecandy :P

Excuse me?

You know yer talkin' ta RUSSELL HANTZ right??? I been ownin' players this whole game. Once Teddy goes*, I got plans ta blindside the ever lovin' shit outta Holly. I'ma slap her with the glorious Hantz picture, and then it'll be perfect.

*the one stipulation to this plan is if the vote after Ted is Yve. I'll vote out Yve if she's the target.

I take it from that Ted is the target tonight? How many votes and whom, do you have agreeing on him (or w/e your target is).

The six old Palena not named Kenny are votin' fer Teddy tonight.