Penny

I like this one better.

So...does this mean the streak of "hot blondes" was all a blatant lie?

I was a hot blonde when I won and Mia maybe you should bring this up at the book club you got to with all the other 50 year old mummys? :)

Suh-NAP!

I spent all of Greece owning the fuck out of Rob and my entire time in Refuge owning the fuck out of the whole Chaang tribe over at Tree Mail. Do NOT get on my bad side Mia darling you have been warned.

I probably have the worst bad side out of anyone.

Just ask Probst, I scared the shit out of him when I lost my temper at one of the challenges.

I would never take it out on dear Probst. Only those who stand in my path of domination.

I could totally force that avatar on you, but I won't because I love you.

I would invite you to my book club, but you're not a mummy and you're not 50, so that's good for you I guess.