Deep Thoughts by Caryn

I was hoping this thread turned out differently. Jus' sayin'.

It still can

I don't think Caryn can be contained.

Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again.

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

wow ryan is rly deep

I'm going to lock this thread.

I'm going to lock this thread.

Oh I guess you're the fun police now?

If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.

To me, truth is not some vauge, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between, plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big 'thing'. This is truth, to me.

I'm going to lock this thread.

Oh I guess you're the fun police now?

I mean, look at my face.

Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful.

Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful.

Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my keyboard and double-post. Just post & post, and I don't care who sees me, because I am beautiful.

Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming it makes me want to kick Ryan square in the nuts.