The Real Stranded in Patagonia (accepting applicants)

IM JUST HERE TO SAY THAT PENNY IS A DIRTY CUNT.

Im not letting you play this Na Onka I am sorry. I cant have you quitting this and fucking everybody else up.

I DONT WANNA PLAY UR RIGGED GAME

Woah hey! Lets not say something we cant take back now.

I wanna play too. Am I too late? I don't really give a fuck about this game so if I am that's cool.

Wait, I'm still in exile, right?

At this point, everyone has been without makeup and showers and all that for long enough that they're all just as if not more ugly than me, so I should be able to leave.

You have all been participating in Challenge #2 this entire time!

One of the key components of any online Survivor game is patience. Therefore, the Second Immunity Challenge was a test of your PATIENCE. How long could you go without annoying me for an update while I finished one of my assignments for university #longstory

Immunity will go to anybody and everybody who did NOT post between my last post in this thread and this post.

That means everybody except Mia and Ryan have Immunity.

Get your votes in now!

Alol Mia deserves to stay over me. Idgaf about this game, iI want you all to vote me out. If you don't vote me out I will throw every competition in this game, I will troll the fuck out of it, and pay little to no attention to anything that is going on. Don't even ask me to vote with you, or to try and work together, bc I will not vote with you, and will stray vote every round for either myself, or whoever random.org picks. Anyone who wants to vote with me this is your only chance.


I vote to evict Ryan!

Am I still in this? For as long as I don't post anything: just assume my vote goes for whoever is alphabetically first each round.

Um, I can only vote for Mia right? Seeing as we are a tribe of two and all that.

Vote: Mia

"I wanted ugly-ugly, not fugly-ugly."


Unless our votes last time round were to take Chad off of exile. In which case I think we both vote Mia out of exile too

KILL RYAN! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Who the fuck is Ryan?

Vote: Ryan

I don't even know where I am. Am I still exiled or am I on Tom's tribe?

Was someone even voted off last round? Did I successfully pull off a coup against Caryn? She was going to win this game y'all.

KILL RYAN! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

I can't understand a word you say

KILL RYAN! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

I can't understand a word you say

You can't hear a word you say.

KILL RYAN! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

I can't understand a word you say

You can't hear a word you say.

No that is Christy

Fuck this shit. I quit.

Fuck this shit. I quit.

No Caryn don't! I am not worth it, you can go on without me. I believe in you! Do it for me, for us