Yo bitch

Thank you for being on the same page as me. You are a breath of fresh air next to this pile of fuckery.

See you tomorrow

Alright, I'm tryin' ta figure out who the fuck I should target to make sure we're the only people with a fuckin' with a teammate left.

I've got TWO.

You know who the fuck picked what fuckin' survey? that might help this shit out. This is the grouping I've got right now though - and they're both guesses at best.

Chase-Tyrone
Ted-Jill

That means Tyrone's a target. You know who the fuck's teaming up with Fabio and fuckin' Russel?

And that's counting the fucking hosts.

Crying IRL ;___;

But I'm glad you two are hitting it off. You are already the "interesting couple" I 'm really hoping you two can make this work - good luck!

(and yes, this is the only SP group I've said that to. inb4 accusations :P )

Russel = Wendy Jo
No clue on Fabio yet. He picked this survey:

Survey
1. What personality types do you get along with? clash with?
I get along with the type of people who are a bit negative, know what they're doing and often bond with people over talking about them. A little bit arrogant, but there's definitely reason behind their arrogance. I clash with try-hard's, inactives and basics. If you aren't unique, you aren't with me.

2. Are you typically a dominant personality in most friendships? Submissive? Neither?
I just feel like if you're the most dominant person in a friendship, you're friends with the wrong person. You need to be friends with somebody that's as combative as ya', because if not? Ya in the wrong damn circle of friends.

3. What is your strategy in the game?
Win. Aim high, go high.

4. What type of partner are you looking for in the game?
I'm looking for the type of partner that can pick up my slack in challenges, joke around with me, will be active and of course, knows what they're doing.

5. How would most people describe you? What are you really like?
Most people will describe me as a demanding, boss type. But I'm really a kind soul once you get behind my tough demeanor.

And thanks Brenda ^_^

The power alliance on our tribe is shaping to be:

Fabio
Me
Russell
Brook
Chase
And a 6th, who at this point will probably be Jake. Whats the situation on your end?

Fuck if I know. I'm Anti-Alliance, and none of the people here are fuckin' talking to one another it seems like. They're damn sure not talkin' to me, but I'm alright with that 'cuz I don't think I've got much risk right now as it is. See if you can find out whose partnered with who, if you can - no reason to kick BOTH partners if we can avoid it.

Russel and Chase are safe so feel free to boot Wendy Jo and Tyrone. Ted is a target on our tribe so maybe hold off on Jill

The common denominator between all of these people is that they all suck and are terrible to talk to.

So Wendy Jo is definitely russel's partner? AND I was right about tyrone? Awesome, I was guessing on them based on post-count and who was on at the same time. :P Nice to know I was right about it though. It's patently obvious to anyone who bothers to fuckin' look that WE'RE partners, but fuck it, I don't think they're smart enough to fuckin' try.

I know. At least we have each other to get us through this fuckin' hell, at least until Merge. HOEPFULLY these fuckers shape up after the first couple of rounds, but I kinda fuckin' doubt it.

(Spam to make us less suspicious)

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So Wendy Jo is definitely russel's partner? AND I was right about tyrone? Awesome, I was guessing on them based on post-count and who was on at the same time. :P Nice to know I was right about it though. It's patently obvious to anyone who bothers to fuckin' look that WE'RE partners, but fuck it, I don't think they're smart enough to fuckin' try.

I know. At least we have each other to get us through this fuckin' hell, at least until Merge. HOEPFULLY these fuckers shape up after the first couple of rounds, but I kinda fuckin' doubt it.

Yea these people aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. Half of them I'm sending random nonsense in PMs because actually talking to them is just too fucking painful.

We need to dig deep because I'm at my breaking point already with these idiots..

It's okay Erica. You keep going strong. Be a presence. We'll get your assholes out, we'll get the partners of the assholes who are left out over here, hit the merge as a powerhouse and sweep their fucking clocks. And they'llf ucking deserve it, too. But we're gonna need SOME 'allies' even though I dirty that word by using it for these... Fuckwits. Ugh. that's an insult to fuckwits everywhere too, but... So hard to get a good word for these sonsofbitches. At least this game has us.

Lol. Your tribe seems SO much worse than mine though. Whoever #2 is (The survey I sent) looks to be the only likable person on the entire fucking group in addition to you. I chose them but switched when your survey was posted.

I knew I'd need allies so I decided to just cut the BS and make a group PM voting block. I want to kill myself for doing it, but I really don't give a shit as long as it gets me far. People are so fucking difficult to deal with. :/

Any obvious boots on your end?